Cutting the Line

Every lunchtime, kids meander, speed walk, and run (though they are not supposed to) over to the lunch lines in order to eat before pigs fly before the end of lunch. Of course, there are those kids* who have no regard for any rules whatsoever, and therefore cut the lunch line. NO! In life there's no cutting lines! Do you people (as in the ones who cut the lines) honestly think that our principal sends you to the back because she enjoys torturing people? Once again, NO! What's worse is that these people don't learn. I've seen the same people get sent to the back day after day. Any sensible person would think that they would eventually just wait it out or walk faster. As my favorite saying says:

"Too bad common sense is not more common."

*hm, probably the same kids that text during class...



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Fashion

Baggy jeans

Everybody has seen it, guys with their pants down to their knees and some giant shirts. I have to ask you guys some questions.

1. How do you guys walk? Seriously, if some teacher is chasing you down, how do you think you will get away? Yeah, yeah, I know, you may think that teachers walk slower than snails, but when you are waddling like a penguin with your pants down to your ankles, a teacher will catch up with you. Most likely you will fall, and a snail can catch up with something not moving. Ha-ha, teachers are faster than you think!

2. Belts don’t bite. If you have enough money to buy a $150 pair of shoes, then you have enough money to buy a $5 belt.

Girl’s fashion

Of course, I’m a girl, I totally know about girl’s fashion, sometimes I think it is ridiculous.

Now, if you ever meet me, you know I am such a hypocrite because I wear tight jeans all of the time. Now of course you will never meet me, because I’m so great that I don’t deal with common people. (I’m just kidding) Seriously, I’ll just tell you what my friends think of it.

1. Skin tight jeans. How do you girls survive the entire day wearing that stuff? I mean I’ve worn tight jeans, and I’m just itching to get home and change. You can never bend down, you can barely walk, and it is just exhausting to wear it.

2. Makeup. Personally I find makeup unneeded for junior high school girls. If you ever go to the girl’s bathroom before school, you will find a good number of girls standing in front of a mirror doing their make up or styling their hair with water. That’s why it’s always wet there in the morning. Every single person is pretty in their own way, don’t worry so much about makeup. If you really want to, have your mom put on the makeup, sometimes I see girls caked with it.

3. Preparation. Do guys know how much time it takes for some girls to look pretty? Some of my friends wake up really early, just to make themselves look pretty for school. That is not necessary; school is about LEARNING, not about social life. I usually wake up 10 minutes before I have to go and just throw on something and brush my teeth.

Sincerely,
The Editor <3

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Fire Drill

Not the most interesting topic, but I guess I’ll comment on it.

Teachers said to stay in a single file line. Ha-ha, no one did that.

Teachers said to not talk while in line. Ha-ha, no one did that.

Teachers said to follow the person in front of you. Ha-ha no one did that.

Personally, I like the fire drills; it gives me some time to stretch my rigid body. I almost fell out my chair when the alarm sounded; it was especially loud in my classroom. A ton of kids in my class came in late, because they got “lost.” These drills are pretty orderly, considering they are evacuating around 1000+ people. I’ve been to other schools where it was complete chaos whenever they had a fire drill.

Just one question teachers. What happens if the grass was on fire?

Sincerely,
The Editor <3

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Expulsion?

Today a woman came and talked about these ways of getting expelled. I wholeheartedly agree.

1. Just don't bring it. You are endangering the lives of staff and students by bringing a knife or gun to school.


2. You are endangering others. Even if you have no intention of using it, a person could steal it from you and use it against other kids or staff.

3. It's not just a toy. Police officers don't see a difference from a toy gun from a real gun. When you are kidding around with your buddies and pointing it at them, police officers think you are trying to start something.

4. You don't need it. I walk home from school almost everyday. I never was attacked. Also, a toy gun, that even slightly look likes a real gun, will be a target for theft. Don't put yourself in danger by bringing around weapons.

Don't put everybody around you in danger. Don't bring them to school.

Sincerely,
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Mr. Fields (taught history last year)

Sadly, at the end of last year one of my favorite teachers retired. He could teach history like no one else I had ever could.

And yet none but a few students respected him. No one (but few) listened to his incredibly interesting history lectures, no one (but few) did the measly amount of writing required to pass every single one of his simple tests, no one (but few) actually did their homework when they were assigned it, and everyone (but the few that were enlightened to his greatness) was incredulous about how their grade was an F.

Mr. Fields, if you ever read this, I hope you know that at least one student came to your class to learn, rather than talk about their worthless lives that will never amount to anything but McDonalds or worse yet Arby's.


Pompous and gloomy arcticle, no?

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Be yourself.

In junior high, all you want to do is fit in. Don't change who you are just to get friends. You'll end up regretting it.

1. Don't leave old friends behind. Those people were there for you from the very start. They liked your inside, not your outside.

2. You might not like it. It must seem great how those other kids have all this popularity and seem to have so much fun. Most of them will have different ideals than you, they might be a bad influence and lead you to the wrong path.

3. You won't talk to them after highschool. After doing all that work to please people, to buy special clothes, and sacrificing so much, you probably won't even talk to them after highschool. It's true, ask anybody on the street and they will tell you that they almost never talk to their highschool classmates. Don't waste your time, just stick with people you are comfortable with.

4. Bad influences. You want to have a successful career after college right? You can't do that with addictions to drugs and alchohol. Don't change, don't cave in to peer pressure to fit in. You'll regret it later.

5. They won't be your true friends. When you get teased on, they won't come by your side to help you. They will probably be teasing you too. If you fall, they will probably not even care. Stick with you old friends and they'll come to help you no matter what.

Just be yourself.

Sincerely,
The Editor

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Now Really? Magazines!? (2)

I agree on Anony on this one, on most things, but not all.

The school needs money, I mean with all these cuts, they have to get it somewhere. However, I just don't like that they have to brainwash kids with these foolish prizes, and celebreties.

The real thing I'm angry about is that they talk to us like elementary school kids. I still can't believe at this age, people are so intrested on weird glasses and trick wallets.

This program lies to us, it's deceiving, just like how all the companies are. They want our adresses because they can send junk mail. Companies pay money for phone numbers or information on people so they can call. All this company has to do is give a trick wallet to have 5 adresses. Do you know how much money it costs to get that? You just gave the company that information for just a small prize.

Ha-ha, they never said that they would send junk mail in their little presentation right? All they said was that you get 5 adresses you get a prize.

The Bottom line is, I dislike how this magazine program tricks us to do so much work for little prizes. I'm just dissapointed kids think this way and that the school is encouraging it. There are billions of other ways to get money, why choose this?

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Now Really? Magazines!?

I'm sure that everyone at Centerville can agree that the Magazine-sale-drive-thingy is the worst way to earn money for the school (that is legal). I give you these reasons:

1. WHO THE FREAKING HECK WANTS MORE MAGAZINES!? DON'T WE HAVE ENOUGH!? AND WHY CAN'T WE RENEW THE NORMAL WAY!?

2. The prizes are STUPID. Example: The second to highest is an iPod nano (third gen). Mind you that this is today that they told us this. Wasn't there an Apple press conference yesterday specifically on iPods!? The Highest prize is an iPhone. First Generation. 4gig capacity. GET WITH THE TIMES YOU IDIOTS!

3. They want you to give them the addresses of relatives so that they can send them what is effectively junk mail. Must I say more?

4. It would be easier just to directly hand the school a check.

What's your take Student?

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